This is gonna be one awkward tattoo to remove...
frog does nothing
Hitler fishing
The toaster is sad to be a toaster. His existence is literally painful for him. As such, he can now only burn toast, and is useless.
Jesus sucking his own dick while God masturbates to bible. Sct. Peter is shiting on virgin Marys mouth.
a mexican singing
The Easter bunny being tazed.
I think this is something to do with the sims. Maybe the guy wants to eat fish bit the girl doesn't like fish so they don't have babies?
your Daily dose of green and purple
santa peaces out and goes to live in the sun with his giant magic pencil-rocket
M&M party. Blue and Red are gay. Green and Yellow are gay. Pink is forever alone.
a lemon with a dick on it
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