Engineer sobs in a thunderstorm, pleading with the gods to have mercy. "WHY?" he screams. "WHY?!?"

Engineer is so incredibly Texan that he has literally become the phrase "howdy y'all". He is in a great deal of pain.

The glory of the American flag rendered beautifully flowing in the background as Soldier stands proudly in front of it, smiling fondly.

The conga is unending. Everyone wants to go home, but it cannot be stopped once it is begun. God help them all. It has been eight years.

"Why does it give me new chains every time?" screams Engineer while on the computer playing Doodle or Die.

Draw mercs in another style and pass it on (Medic in Invader Zim is the greatest thing ever omg)

Pyro attempts to placate an offscreen assailant with nothing but a wooden chair

Demo's eye magically grows back. Instead of rejoicing in the return of his depth perception, his first order of business is to wink.

A distressed Scout tries to explain to his Ma that his cotton candy is alive. She simply tells him he needs to take his meds.

No more Grey robots. The mercs now have to fight hordes of Futurama bending units lead by Bender Bending Rodriguez himself. KILL ALL HUMANS!

RED Scout sneaks along the ground to seduce a slice of cake

f2p Spy doesn't know how to do anything useful and simply hides in the greenery in hopes that the enemy will ignore him