Jonny's grandparents have confused Apple the smartphone manufacturer and apple the fruit.
That's not the way to make more kittens, Billy.
This hooker will do anyhing you want her to, besides shave her legs.
cocksucker
Overeager reptile has the scoop and is 'bout to tell it like it is.
Mallard Duck
It's Mew trying to be a Dragon Ball character.
HITLER WITH BALLS ON HIS CHIN
Black Widow rejecting cheese
Pacman shooting a Laserbeam
R-Kelly golden shower.
Number 8 wants to pop the cherry
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