How to become god tier, basically

Beaststuck AU where Johnwhale blazes it.

Aranea punches John and Jade in the face at the same time. Their eyes fly off. She is smiling, she is... smiling.....

Dave goes to use the john.

REGISTERED WITH THE GOVERNMENT AS MY LEGAL ARTISTIC POSSESSION.

Bro gives Dave an elegant plush-rump facial massage.

Mituna's floating head. He says something, but you cannot read it. You get the impression that it's not very important though.

Noir's attempt at courting Dave ends in a disappointing result of the later party's (notably reluctant) response, "no homo."