A strawberry, carrot, bushel of grapes, and piece of shit gather around a campfire and sing, unaware they are about to be eaten.

A treble cleff dreams of hotdogs squirting mustard everywhere. (From a bottle, you sick fuck.)

Earth smiling.

WTF Bra?

Lill, octo, and billy. Lill is a giant shoe, octo is a person, and billy is a giant shit.

Atlus.

Fat robot.

Old jewish man reading to children, who are frowning, for whatever reason.

Rainbow Jizz

Shirtless fat kid swallows a living pig whole.

Nigga chicken

Guy Fawkes mask. Remember, remember...

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