Ocean Breezes aren't really that cool, but don't tell that to Bob the cool tomato.

Yes I agree: better blowjobs than no jobs, but this blowjob blows.

Sigh... well, here we go. *zip*

Neckbeard lvl. 80

Looking for a homie. You should ideally have 5 foot long green pants and Marge Simpson's hairdo.

Due to a horrible birth defect, some mermaids are born blind, bald, one armed and with a crab claw instead of a fish tail.

The Half-Life adult movie adaption

Sauron didn't really know what to do when the One Ring actually returned to him, and was so excited and confused that he made himself sick.

Guy with a CD strapped to his forehead and with his shirt open stands there smiling at you.

Golden Rod City is great, but it's got a pink sailboat problem.

His seemingly brilliant solution to the problem of desertification by throwing puddles at Sahara backfired with serious repercussions

Anime geeks and their weaboo talk pisses Oscar off, and this one is the last straw.