Whatever you think a "kranzingulinner" looks like.

A man casting a shadow against a brick wall. The shadow is wearing an apron but the man is not.

A humiliated pigeon wearing a diaper and eating jellybeans.

A fat cigar smoking Al Capone. Not "cigar-smoking" like a modifier. The cigar is doing the smoking and Al Capone is being smoked.

Elderly ballerina with an electrical outlet for a face.

Sock puppet gladiators. They're fighting with household cleaning supplies as weapons.

A nudibranch working in an office like a human man might.

Sushi quilt.

Frog bus.

A depraved, well-dressed river stone makes a demand.

A pair of paramecia use all their strength to toss a gold house key.

A dapper, mustachio'd gent is bewildered by his disrespectful cheeseburger hat.