OHOHOHO DAT SLAPS ME ON DA KNEE

FUCK YOU DOG I KNOW I MISSED IT'S NOT FUNNY

COOL GUYS DON'T LOOKS AT GIANT CONDIMENT STAINS, THEY EAT HOTDOGS AND DON'T USE NAPKINS.

Doodle or Die

Spy is up to his usual tricks.

err..um...ehh-No, you know what? No.

Mr. Bacteria is sad because his girlfriend broke up with him for a speck of dust.

Better put on my bitchstick before I go out and suck as many arms as I can.

Looks like someone brought a drumstick to a vegan fight.

ECCO THE GODDAMN DOLPHIN

MMMmmm oh yeah plane you taste so good on my tongue mMMMM OH YEAH give it to me now

Bitch, I don't care if you wear grey.

Gay Pride Onyx

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