aggressively teleports your best friends into your immediate vicinity before grimbark jade makes you watch her killing them

aggressively irons pants

Nepeta is confused as to why she is referred to as the cutest troll when she clearly has some MURDEROUS TENDANCIES.

Gamkat sprite!

Gamzee rests his faygo on top of his holy codpiece. He's happy to share it, as long as you can retrieve it.

John stumbles upon his deceased guardian.

Tavros gets his wings. :'D

EVERYBODY GLUB NOW. NAK. NAK, NAK, NAK. NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK.

DAVE STYLIN' IN A RED VOID. Unfortunately his stylin' is being totally wigged out by fem!John and Kanaya.

Karkat => Laugh uncontrollably at misguided anon. Then BE THE GRUMP.

Karkat mans the till of the most famous troll cafe, STARBUCKS.

Aradia explains to Kanaya that her eyelashes are not altered in any cosmetic way and that they are, in fact, natural.