Doodle or Die

Signless. Signless stop. You're drunk. No Signless, he is not the Pissonic. Stop.

Doodle or Die

A villager has had his heart broken. I bet Steve killed his wife. What an asshole.

someone's monthly cycle hit them full-force on this particular toilet recently.

a man singing a tune while leaf-blowing

Doodle or Die

The new pope reveals his true form, as an incredibly well drawn dinosaur.

Nepeta Leijon is an alien cat girl from Homestuck. And she is 200% dead. The guy who gets this prompt can draw her or somethin, I guess.

Doodle or Die

Draw yourself, because you're super cute and nobody can tell you otherwise!

New Chain

egg. just egg

a giant spider being set ablaze while the war on slavery rages on.

Doodle or Die

Spy is about to be tentacle molested. He seems oddly positive about the situation.

a man would rather catch the rain in a paper cup he has superglued to his head than use an umbrella because hes fucking retarded

Someone telling the previous descriptor to get over the death of someone. My guess is John Lennon. Or any other famous deceased musician.

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