An enraged, flaming tortoise.

Candlejack takes Lady Gaga out to a nice-

The Christmas goblin.

TIPPY TIE TIPPY TAY YOU GON GET A TIP TODAY YOU GON GET SOME DICK TODAY

Stars.

Skull trumpet

A naked guy steals money from a bank with dollar signs on it.

Period.

A poorly drawn house, as if depicted by a child.

A BORG

A figure rises out of the desert sand

Someone is very upset at the existence of Homestuck, apparently.