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classy snakes wearing top-hats and monocles
A guys friends tricked him into thinking they would all dress up like crayons-but he was the only one in costume at the party.
man asking a unicorn to paint his floors after its done with the walls
This old man. He played darts. He was so sly he couldn't win; with his sunglasses on he decided to leave. This old man could not win darts.
a douche-bag twelve year old wearing energy drink apparel and listening to hardcore gangsta rap
...ALIENS
NEW CHAIN
The dread god cthulhu.
A very fancy cupcake.
Sad raccoon in a diaper.
I don't know what this is. A tube of lipstick with a hair on it?
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