Smart dressed cop flashes his flashlight in your direction

A shitty knockoff globe. You can tell cos its made in china.

Orange car inserted into great smoke bumhole

Noi loves it too much. I assume he means his groin.

SPAAAAAACE SNAAAAAAAIL

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, bananaphone! vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom, bananacar!

As you enter the chamber, you see the sleeping princess atop a four poster bed. "I coup de grace the princess"

Fuck yeah, Britain! America today wouldnt have existed without you!

>Crowd erupts into raucus laughter

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A family of grapes weep at the massacre that takes place before them (wine being stomped)

The Skifree yeti disguises himself as a fellow skiier and await's his prey at the slalom.

A man incapable of feelings slices his hand into salami.

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