Ronald McDonald's down-syndrome cousin is depressed because God is making him play.

A black mans sees nothing else because he stole everything.

Doodle or Die

A krabby pattie.

A snorlax with a bra on.

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Pencil shavings being snorted by a pencil sharpener.

A troll doll on LSD.

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Several people being furiously discriminated because they look like they are poop but are actually in the Al- Qaeda.

Cake-faced cupcake happy that she got her first spoon.

Two aliens having an argument over the failure of doomsday.

Gay persons throw up.

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Lindsey Lohan hugging a dead sheep claiming it as her Mother.

Tony the Tiger touching a smoking feces that is terrified of tigers.

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