Gideon and Bill fighting like children. At least Gideon has an excuse...

Tiny Dipper riding on Mabel's head; he refuses to admit he is adorable, but he is.

Grunkle Stan: Can I offer you a nice egg in this tryin' time?

Dipper is addicted to Red Lobster Cheddar Bay biscuits.

Dipper feels free in his loincloth.

Grunkle Stan takes a swig out of a flask after telling Soos some disconcerting information about the twins. Soos doesn't know what to think.

Dipper is unraveling.

The shapeshifter and Dipper re-enacting that scene in Up where the evil guy knocks over all the hats of his victims.

bill explains the secret to the disappearance of the roanoke colony, but mabel isn't very interested and wants him to leave

dipper is dressed as a stereotypical straight white boy. nobody is impressed with this

Stan talking about his newfound hatred for birds.

dipper finally learns about the birds and the bees due to a misadventure on the internet.