8 = 8, but all three of those symbols are alive. Both eights wanna fight, equals is mediating. Left 8 has a spear, right has a paint roller.

Ancient Greece. A wanderer tries to enter the town market, but the guard tells him "Piss off, nerd" and the wanderer replies "Bro c'mon"

The crucifixion of Christ, but Jesus looks like he was made in the Ark character creator. Normal size top half, tiny waist and short legs.

Venom playing in the bathtub, partially submerged, looking at his rubber ducky while wiggling his long tongue

Spyro-like platformer where you, the king of the blue bugs, run through a field bouncing on mushrooms, fighting snakes, and collecting gems.

ET is high and lost. He's phoning home, saying "Dude, I don't know where I am"

After a shameful defeat, a failed rice-frying career, and months of training, Shrimp is back in the ring against Crab to settle the score!

Flinstones universe: A mad scientist has successfully fused dinosaur dna with one of those weird MIT robot dogs. He must be stopped!

Buff doodle man rejects his father's wishes for him to learn wushu, instead choosing to align himself with babidi, becoming majin doodle man

Willy Wonka becomes a depressed alcoholic after his factory is shut down. He now delivers taco bell via doordash to make ends meet.

Man and cat are trapped in a giant golden birdcage. The man passes the time by building a snowman. The cat, by catching fish in a fishbowl.

purple background, shadowy finger pointing at the word "you"