A much older tree tells a little sapling to grow up and stop using terrible tree puns.

Just another day at the Solar System Saloon. Earth is quietly milking her second Scotch while Moon is cranking out sad love songs on piano.

"50% off?! My unborn children are in this egg salad sandwich! I demand you charge full price!" Yelled the rooster. It's been a long day.

Hah! Try and catch me now, lead singer from Counting Crows! I am pac-man and I have legs to run away from you and your depressing music!

Dance, you dirty American! Dance!

A magic 8 ball predicts that I will die soon. Well, I predict the 8-ball will be broken in the next few minutes. Take that, universe!

Homer Simpson has been contemplating the problem 3+1 for 4 hours. Brian Griffin immediately regrets his decision to vacation in Springfield.

Need to be saved but don't have the time or the money? We have a solution! Jesus in a Jar, now only 99 cents! By Satan & Co.

"No! You cannot possess my pet bunny!He is my only living friend!" says the schizophrenic man to the ghost that came from his backpack.

The radio in the spaceship is broken and keeps playing Justin Bieber's "Baby" over and over again. Darth Vader's head explodes. Poor guy.

This man should have listened to his friend when he told him not to go in the witch's candy house. Now he's being roasted like a pig.

Alright, Kool-Aid man. If you fess up right now, we can save ourselves all a lot of trouble. Tell me who stole the diamonds from the museum!