the cake is a lie

Put a banana n ur ear. jst put a ripe banana rite into ur favourite ear. the bad in the wrld is hard to hear wen in ur ear a banana cheers.

ugly betty

nagini and dracula have illigitimate love child.

Anatidaephobia — fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you

finn from adventure times face

Super Mario

my little pony

fuck high heels!

POKE!POKE!POKE!

sperm tried to fertilize already fetilized fetus

decapitated head screams "2!2!"