Angry female loaf of bread wearing a bra and lipstick grabs her son by the head and forces him into a toaster.

a bloody booger, a booger with carrot flavouring, a booger with lemon flavouring, and a sonic booger go on an adventure

Garfield+MikeWazowski gay lovechild w/ blue & yellow eyelids, a very small and hairy ballsack with blushing cheeks. Arms are also boneless.

Man multicolor

Red haired, blue eyed, fat lady in a bright pink shirt is very responsible and makes sure to drink coke zero, as to lose weight.

Doodle or Die

Retarded kid angrily points at retarded TV with legs. Meanwhile a kawaii lamp smiles, admiring a well drawn boat painting.

Miguel's flat ass has a face on it. The face looks concerned. Almost as if he wishes he could kill himself, but can't because he's an ass

a monkey with flat, shitty boobs drooling over somemonkey with much better boobs than her.

an angry chicken with a human's head tells you to draw whatever you want

man with a mug of coffee points at the sky and says, "He's right, you know". Who he was referring to is unclear

its raining on a pink girl

chicken is sad that he's going to be eaten

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