I'm bored. That's why I'm here.
A hobo astronaut is getting attacked by an evil green squiggle cloud
'New from Nintendo, Super Mary Bros!'
A green girl with a furry dress runs away from the sea to live in a cave.
Some weird heart dude is back in all his glory.
A red pill. Kill yourself.
Sonic the hedgehog steals people arms and legs, he is missing one of the tails he stole.
Some dork named John strapped to a dorrito
Eplosion to earth
Pepsi can
A guy crawls into a dark tunnel
Caution sound
The new nintendo product now has a microphone.