I'm Rick James bitch!

A piece of American cheese with blue pants shows off his fabulous new purse. Did I mention that it is FABULOUS!!!

While playing hangman, the rope was given too much length and tied beneath the arms. Thus ripping the arms off without killing the asshole.

Some guy snorts all the coke!

A star with a face and devilishly good looking top hat is stealing someones face. Probably as some sort of fetish. Who would draw that?

The tick if he was a squirrel trying to bury his acorns.

A carrot pulling a completely orange corn cob out of itself.

A man sitting on a snake's head says sup to an angry tree.

What he wants, but she doesn't like it.

A stick of dynamite leaves her boyfriend for an explosion.

A confused grape

A man is in a coma, someone is going to press th button to kill him, he is thinking No!!!

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