A picture of a cat, probably drawn by a three-year-old.

A man catches a fish by urinating in its mouth. The sun and the other fish are disgusted.

I'd cry too, if a coconut landed on my head. Ouch.

Violence against women is wrong, even - or especially - when you are a giant head with arms.

At the beach. An overweight bald man pisses blood into a shocked sun's mouth. A flying fish in the pink sky is very confused about this.

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Soup! There is a fly in my waiter.

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The dog that went to space.

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