today i decided to be god

the sun exploding and scorching earth. try to include jupiter acting smug that SUN OF A BITCH, GET OFF MY DICK

lucifer and your favourite chemical reaction

someone insulting a wizard wearing an unfortunate moo moo

minus the reality warping child with a red balloon

this one made me spit out water. a mermaid is firing out a rainbow. you're going to want to do the most living you can in the next 8..

boobs are distracting a blonde guy with sunglases from solving a simple math problem. 2 + 2 = 10 in base four. i'm fine.. he looks kinda hot

everywhere he goes he's flipped you off with his nose going to beat you up going to make you hurt if you hit him back or think about his sac

happiness is the key open the door sleep on the floor dream about lucifer

A BLONDE MAN WITH HALF A DIAGONALLY CUT SANDWICH FOR A NOSE WEARING A FOOLER JACKET THAT HE BOUGHT AT LE CHATEAU SEVEN YEARS AGO

A HUNGRY DOG/OTHER ANIMAL USES AQUAKINESIS TO DRAW WATER TO ITS MOUTH. IT'S VERY HOT OUT BECAUSE THERE ARE TWO SUNS

THERE IS A CRYING TOP HAT STUCK IN MY COLON