Three pigs in a box.

A man just used the Pee Pee Machine.

A man slicing up an octopus.

A man tries to stop a fight with an ice cream cone. It's probably the new ice cream themed superhero.

Godzillasaurus?

Godzilla attacking the White House, only to be frightened by a dog

A girl with a cut open stomach

A 3-eyed monster.

No right angles allowed.

I'm pretty sure that says Queen Right

Something that I'm sure a 6 year old would be able to translate for you.

A castle being attacked by a harpy or something.