A Purple People-Eater refuses to eat the lady. She assumes this is because he is racist but she is actually the love of his life.

a disproportioned man devours a pelican

skipping in front of a dinosaur

a green dinosaur has been impaled by a steam train

Barney the dinosaur has been drained of colour

So...my doctor says I have cataracts. Would explain why I can't see anything.

Cousin It steps out during a tornado. His hair gets blown off.

Witch flying into a tornado

The cast of Baywatch hula-hooping

Flamboyant gay sperm

Pikachu masturbating in private

Too much coffee in the morning makes me homicidal