A mickey mouse turd something

You could say this octopus is a stupid meme.

A crossdressing sperm

A lizard asks a little girl if she wants some. Pedo.

a vampire fly desires your inner fluids

MURICA

YOU GOT SAND IN THE POTATO SALAD! IT TOOK US 3 DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD!!

PONIES

The gum is saddened.

Pikachu is better than Homestuck, apparently.

ANIME or something

Sammy loves Bert