a watermelon that being cut in half with a chainsaw next to a watermelon that is whole

someones on the phone

Hussie accidentally the story

A girl ollies outie to a satanic unicorn with bad advice.

The Hulk with a frying pan on his head.

Dave the mermaid

kanaya and dirk chilling

green pigeon remembers when he destroyed the city he once called home

Thx bob :)

One of Aradia's robo eyes falls out. Karkat freaks the fuck out.

a happy family PSYCH THE DAD IS ACTUALLY DRUNK

dave does NOT CRY when he's out of apple juice