Doodle or Die

Whoever drew this is on the good good drugs, I can promise you that much.

The tomato is gonna put slices of YOU in his sandwich!

A worm views the world of ruin left in a tornado’s wake. “I’m Alive” it thinks to itself. You go, little worm dude.

Its a rather frightening but accurate rendition of your Aunt Lisa, hypnotized. Her shoes are ukeleles, and her pupils match her breasts.

Doodle or Die

Scientists have accidentally created Essence of Gay in a lab experiment.

A strange kitten asks if I want a hug. With that kind of facial expression, I'm inclined to say no.

Doodle or Die

Its a deer, but its got a green blerp on its forehead. I guess this qualifies as a Pokemon now.

Doodle or Die

Praise be to the tatas

Kathy does not take kindly to being teased

Doodle or Die

Spec-Ops Kermit don't give a fuck. Lets get blazed and shoot down some flying shopping carts, mofo.

A pink weevil tries to read Maus. He does not comprehend, for he is just boots n' snoots.

I know buddy, vexillology is hard for me too. But you can 't just paint a wagon wheel on a billboard and call it a day.

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