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cat scans abe for brain activity. abe thinks cat is cute, records this hilarity on his iPhone, and proceeds to upload it on the Vine app
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amanda palmer beheading an asian person with her ukulele, wearing nothing but salad.
Lady Gaga is throwing pizza at heterosexual fan, she is wearing a vegetable dress
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Mr O isn't happy that Opera ladies sing his name all the time
Girl in sexy bikini is surprised by sexual advances from God.
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