A man just stole someone's camel and they want it back.

John Egbert cannot do this anymore

A manly bunny doctor decides to read The Half Blood Prince. Dumbledore dies.

GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GO FATFS GOTTA GO FATSER FLASTER FSTER FISTER FASTERRRRTT

A delicious sandwhich for Satan.

A man with a large nose who's lower face is ripped off and wearing a beret. He is hugging a peanut.

a pink haired bitch refuses to eat some pizza.

Kill all the vampires

Sempai tells the main character that they are 'almost kawaii'

A skeleton convinces a bald man to drink more milk by punching him. There is a pink turtle in the corner.

Ponyo in a very deep bucket

A man with a halo grieves the death of Sherlock