A giant turb in space is orbiting earth.

An orange with hair hating on his own kind

A woman's ovaries.

A circumcised penis realizes that he is inferior to an uncircumcised penis.

They told me I could draw anything I wanted... So I drew out the very fabric of the UNIVERSE! and a penis.

Creator of 4chan. Or "of little or no practical value or meaning"

Surprisingly a french man is objecting something.

Mother fucking Gary Oak gets all the bitches

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Whatever your left hand is touching just burst into flames, how fucked are you?

Half-life 2: Episode 2: Chapter 2: Part 2: Section 2: WITH HATS ON!

The reaper has come for your shriveled unused penis

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>Always online single player >2 hours >real money auction house

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