Miniaturised Santa drowns in a conical flask of water.

With a CRACK the flask breaks embedding a jagged piece deep in the back of my hand. Distracted by pain the contents pours unnoticed.

The cockerel was crying because he got stuck doing a headstand.

Slowly a half-man, half-bug creeps out of the shadows of the cave.

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The death of Tintin

Woman saves World by pooping into a Volcano!

Batman escapes traffic by flying over Gotham

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Man being chased by bees downhill

The ring is on too tight causing your finger to swell painfully.

The Sun is smiling at a surprised Moon

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