chinese guy says he is lost in balls

what's gonna cost me tree-fiddy?

Fat snowman is appalled by a dude fapping himself on the way to the tequila bar.

Man is angry due to nose found in chair.

That alien from the day the earth stood still doesn't give a fuck.

A turtle encounters a penguin with a purple band around it's neck and a standing kangaroo, arms outstretched.

Dexter, BOY GEEENIUS.

BREAKING NEWS: Terrorist group plant bomb on the moon, bomb squad confused as to where the green wire is. More details at six.

And thus, the sacred flaming poo was bestowed on it place of honor. BASK IT IT'S MIGHTY GLOW!

TEEN TITANS in.... NARNIA

Ironman questions himself why he's wasting his life on making toys of himself down the conveyor belt.

MUTATED PIG FOUND IN CHERNOBYL! PIG WITH SIX ARMS AND SIX PACK FOUND WALKING WITHIN! Details at six.