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Posh dude writes a loop in PHP to output yo' mama jokes whilst your momma's weight exceeds the limit of the integer specified.

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Shark367 askes Sharkette to "Post tits" on SharkTube. The comment gets 3927 'fins up'

An offering of a purple cat

A zombie chases two babies under a red train

A close-up Whale

A carrot uses a teddy bear as a launchpad to rocket itself high into the rainy sky

E.T finger paints his intentions onto a canvas

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Satan sets up a pretty funny prank involving his throne and trident.

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An Irish community day..

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A pilot is confused as he flies past Super Cat

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Rubbish being sent to the moon

Monochrome Awesome face says "hey bby"

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