LOCAL MAN SUFFERS HORRIFYING STROKE IN THE MIDDLE OF A DRAWING. THIS STORY AND MORE AT 11.

A happy horse stuck in a large booger

Two smiling mushrooms. The left one is taller and has a bigger mouth.

A detective is diligently researching Illuminati conspiracy theories while his son desparingly points at a black man outside the window.

Smartass taking a Rorschach test

A rock with a bra and makeup

A squeaky-clean boob with anime eyes

Hooker dreams

God playing tetherball with Mary's severed head while holding her pearl neclace

P-put these cat ears on please... I like the way you look with cat ears

A really big smile

Spiderman's web breaks during a swing

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