They were denied.

"blurgh" says a green vampire as he excretes spaghetti from the gaping chasm in his belly.

Adventure Time!

A poor man with a guitar neck (literally) is defeated by the fact that KFC won't service him.

A Moustached book says "well, okay then"

Pikachu

No, I guess something the last person wanted him to draw was explicit or vulgar. MAKE YOURS MORE.

SAAAAAD

A young African gentleman.

Captain Underpants contemplates suicide.

A splinter stuck in a zipper

Two men, an epic battle, of words.