You're walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him. SHIA LaBEOUF.

A giant laser cuts into the coast, killing many. A man implores another to leave before they're next but the latter cannot bear to go.

The witch succeeds in Hansel and Gretel

It was him.

Pinkie Pie is very sad because she thought her friends had abandoned her.

A man is forcibly ejected out of the earth because 'they didn't have raisin'

Not the ring

Superman: Elephant edition

A man holding a box of angry babies

There are two lizards. One introduces himself to the other. The name's Bitey.

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...

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