DISCO FEVER DISCO FEVER DISCO FEVER YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

low she lifts a conquered head; No cries of misery she hears, no tears she heeds, But steely hearted laughs at groans her deeds have wrung.

Yes there is.

Gingerbread cannibalism.

A happy beheaded cat next to a lamp.

A well endowed man with a hat, monocle, and cane claims, "Quite."

Depression. Get over it. =/

A finger with a baby finger chasing after another finger because that finger slept with the original cars' wife... also a finger.

Sometimes, you just gotta take a giant dump.

A delirious man stranded in a desert exclaims, "This is the desert of abstinence! Run!" to nobody in particular.

The old hillbilly fell down the well, but when Lassie tried to save him, Lassie fell to hell.

A brain decides to go to the brain fix store.