Honey Boo Boo is diagnosed with morbid obesity.

Eridan cosplaying as a dildo.

Romney is insecure about his bodyweight in the Republican locker rooms. Bonus points if you include a Romney/Obama/Santorum threeway.

Jessy requests consensual intercourse from James and his army of rats.

Teenage Romney discovers masturbation

Your OTP...with Equius

A woman smokes pot while pregnant and turns her unborn child into a trombone playing otherkin.

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: feild of dremas

dead nepeta

Alice has Body Dysmorphic Disorder and sees herself as a kawaii chibi with no nose instead of a grown woman.

The Sherlock fandom.

Eridan fisting Mitt Romney.