The sad robot is sad because he is unable to eat his own rusty hand. Which makes him sad.

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Gone With the Wind. But with pterodactyls.

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Flammable keep away from heat or flames! the result of heat or flames is instant DEATH!

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Filtered watered, grape juice from concentrate, cane or beet sugar, cranberry juice from concentrate, carrot juice from concentrate, and poo

ugly dad tries to feed broccoli to his baby that's crying blood

a guy with a very round face says 'wnats"

Doodle or Die

Glenn and Maggie in Hershels barn. Doin the nasty

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hello kitty crying because she just pooped on her boyfriend?

the yellow octopus is so sad he decided to pick some plump juicy mushrooms

I enjoy the smell of hobos ;)

The Twitter Bird converses with a piece of brocolli

Turd is going through puberty. He is questioning his identity

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