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Straw man just wants to go home and play videogames but the people arguing on the Internet won't let him.

A godzilla-sized spiky-haired angry-looking anime guy points his finger yelling "No!"

The last game you played but all characters/NPCs/enemies are replaced by skeletons.

Eggman feels despair but also an erection as his moustache gets fondled by a tsundere, purple demon with swirly tits.

Aku, the surgeon of sorrow, is late for an operation but a green-clad gnome keeps harassing him with an uzi.

I don't care what you draw, as long as it has sexy dinosaurs.

A living condom tries to scare your coat stiff.

Pepe tries to use a computer-mouse as a a laser-gun.

OH! HOLY SHIT! IT'S TOLBERONE TIME

Magenta-eyed animé person is slightly annoyed at seeing the disappointment that is your shoe.

A fly with a toupée wants to touch dem tiddies.