The typical green alien is not getting his dessert tonight.

wow ur so cool man

The grinch is back

A seal is sad because she has no nipples so she cannot be a mother

The orange flower is drunk and starting to speak colors.

A tortoise is eating a VERY big carrot and says omnomnom

Mickey mouse is sad. Maybe because he has omelettes instead of eyes.

Kant and confucius are having an argument

ROCKET CHEESE IS ABOUT TO KILL A DEFENSELESS MAN. CALL BATMAN.

my chemical romance

One of those creepy fishes from the bottom of the ocean is looking at you because he think you're tasty.

A man with secret stuff between his legs is naked and about to take a bath in the wild.