Anything, but put effort into it
House Head
The shopkeeper is depressed :(
After CM pilgrimage, she finally find the One True Ward
a guy is telling the door to go
Bee Bee-ing itself
Feces given sentience
Spirit Breaker pleading to Don Icefrog for buffs
A ward spots Morphling in a cardboard box, or maybe it was just the wind.
6.83 adds Kunkka's dream item to the secret shop
Tiny wants to be the courier, but enginma won't let him.
The Binding of Isaac