You pass out in a large city. When you come to, it's nighttime and Ronald McDonald is leaning over you, inches from your face.

The Twitter mascot assumes its final form and attacks a city, setting skyscrapers ablaze.

A boy hugs ... Uh. Maybe it's a fish-shaped security camera hanging from the ceiling. But it's the boy's 12th birthday, and there's a cake.

Cherry blossoms fall by the lake, lit by a full moon.

Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel, attempts a levitation spell on his wooden fence.

Even with her black, empty eyes and her vast horrible grin, you can tell... She's coming for you.

Random lines in black and green. Probably a broken chain. So draw the planet Saturn instead, if you want.

It took 100 years for Amerigo Vespucci to find Plymouth Rock, even with Laiku's help. (Who teaches you kids history these days?)

A gardenia in her hair, Mayra sings her last night in the Emerald Room--the night before the revolution.

Richard from Butte, Montana.

Sad ballerina dances alone, tears in her eyes.

A grey devil boy says "bluh." (It's great Homestuck fans have something to make their life meaningful, but must everyone else suffer?)