the poor little red M&M is being melted by the sun :(

i am a sun and i am happy

IM REALLY HIGH RIGHT NOW MY PUPILS ARE HUGE AND I DONT EVEN GIVE A DAMN

a green arm is coming out of a shelf and its holding a stick

RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE

i dont even know. okay so there's this omelette thing with bird feet and its bleeding and its d*** is flying in the wind.

hairy chocolate chip cookies

Agent 007 is really drunk and barfing all over teh place

NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA CATMAN

a guy doesnt like the 8-sacks hanging from the ceiling

confused black guy

a green zigzag named badger?