Girl doesn't want to get up

A guy with a dowsing rod stands at an intersection. He is going to attempt to kidnap an entire building.

Pink-haired mustachioed man flees from his lover. They are not making love today.

Ditto wearing a silly hat

A giraffe with a scarf wrapped around its neck.

An alien riding a kangaroo into battle. Silly alien, you're supposed to sit in the pouch.

A chef hat wants to be real. It is sitting in a hot tub.

Cyclops from the X-Men won the annual Amish harvest festival with his prized giant potato

A green pizza slice covered in pepto bismol swims under gentle waves

Someone hungrily waits at the end of the birthday cake conveyor belt

Romulus and Remus fight by the wall on Palatine Hill

A blue and green cyclops catches a butterfly above his head