Somber discussion about phones in fish tanks.

Nomming on your coworker during a business meeting

tfw you're crushed and killed by a falling tree

A rabid brown dog wants to eat bacon. It wants to eat you, too.

children are slices of pizza (?)

mickey mouse annihilates minnie in a chariot race

lemme just destroy some evidence real quick

Philosophical zombie wonders why he must eat brains

losing to a chair in a race

doctor tries not to laugh at a derpy newborn. mom is not amused.

escaping crucifixion via the power of hammerhead shark kungfu

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