Two cones, one boner

If you think Germans are bad. You'll be surprised what the Jews did.

Bee with bad wings

Doodle or Die

M+L: La la we da mario bro's --- L: mario i'm going to spread my arms like this and bend over --- M: This is no virgin butthole, Luigi

Asian man dressed as Mr T. crying because he don't know how to pity an old fool.

Girlfriend on period, tampon sticking out. aka: a cow

New Chain

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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