I told you I was going to vomit rainbows on your face.

Pumpkin gives no fucks about Crucified Cactus.

Angry corn is upset.

Who's ascending to God-tier this time? With that face wound, they earned it.

You're gonna have to get over it some day. Try to get it done before the Scratch.

This poor sap has had an unfavorable reaction to something he ingested. I wonder if it was Faygo he drank.

Giant blue-haired school wench contemplates which tiny, yet happy, human to snack upon first.

Casey? What are you doing out here on your own?!

Some lumpheaded stripper with a feather in her hair is greeting her frowning, disapproving mother. The feather really should be elsewhere.

Horribly deformed creature is somehow attached to leaves whilst mysteriously moving towards a weird looking piece of bread.

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff; president style.

Coming to a theatre near you, in 2014! Tumblr: The Movie! Starring A Purple Logo!