With remorse in it's eyes the Unicorn must strike down it's only remaining friend, the Mermaid, with it's harpoon gun.
Captain Falcon's brofist goes horribly wrong.
Jolly Co-Operation!
Nowhere does it say Spiders can't have an eHarmony profile.
"People in glass houses sink ships" and "Don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen"
Hungry Hippos goes out on the town to find some late night munchies
Sanic has a revelation about the purpose of life.
John Freeman got an email from his brother Gordon said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.
Pikachu is tired of your shit
Drinking away the part of the day I can not sleep away.
Adorable Penguin is happy to have cheesburger
Louis (Left 4 Dead) hasn't had a proper shower in weeks.